Electrasteph's Fortune Cookies

Reach for your dreams. Start with the spring rolls.

2009-02-25T01:28:00Z

Man, you can’t escape advertising anywhere, can you?

At 20 years the age of will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40 the judgments.

2009-02-09T01:52:01Z

Any day now, the good judgment should kick in. Any day now…

Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress.

2009-02-03T01:47:00Z

This is like a short bus version of fashion isn’t it?

Friends long absent are coming back to you.

2009-01-22T01:33:00Z

On Facebook.

To climb the ladder of success, work hard and you’ll reach it.

2009-01-03T01:35:01Z

But I’m afraid of heights.

Don’t pass up a once-in-a-lifetime offer.

2008-12-15T02:03:01Z

But how will I know it’s once in a lifetime? The pressure! The pressure!

Your present plans are going to succeed.

2008-09-20T01:16:00Z

Wow. I should really make some plans.

Your luck will soon be at a high point.

2008-07-21T12:37:00Z

It’s in the Himilayas, isn’t it? Don’t kid me, I know how this works.

Your ability to pick a winner will bring you success.

2008-07-15T00:46:02Z

Sadly, my ability to pick a winner only extends to lettuce and not lottery numbers or race horses.

You have a deep appreciation of the arts.

2008-04-10T17:51:00Z

My new co-worker Art will be very happy to hear this.

Everywhere you choose to go, friendly faces will greet you.

2008-04-03T16:19:00Z

But are these real people or clowns? That makes a big difference.

Behavior is a mirror in which everyone shows his own reflection.

2008-03-27T16:21:00Z

I have this sudden vision of my mom breaking in a fortune cookie factory and re-stuffing cookies.

Your skills will accomplish what the force of many cannot.

2008-03-24T20:43:00Z

Damn. I better get some skills quick. Seriously, though, this is one of the better fortunes I’ve ever received. Be neater if it were true.

You crave your lover when the two of you are apart.

2008-03-20T22:22:00Z

This would have been much better if I’d opened with my girlfriend, not with my co-worker. I couldn’t read it out loud - I had to hand it to her to read, lest I get a case of the giggles.

You will always be surrounded by true friends.

2008-03-13T16:23:00Z

Protecting me from the mob of people with pitchforks, I presume.