Electrasteph's Fortune Cookies

Your luck will soon be at a high point.

2008-07-21T12:37:00Z

It’s in the Himilayas, isn’t it? Don’t kid me, I know how this works.

You have a deep appreciation of the arts.

2008-04-10T17:51:00Z

My new co-worker Art will be very happy to hear this.

Everywhere you choose to go, friendly faces will greet you.

2008-04-03T16:19:00Z

But are these real people or clowns? That makes a big difference.

Behavior is a mirror in which everyone shows his own reflection.

2008-03-27T16:21:00Z

I have this sudden vision of my mom breaking in a fortune cookie factory and re-stuffing cookies.

Your skills will accomplish what the force of many cannot.

2008-03-24T20:43:00Z

Damn. I better get some skills quick. Seriously, though, this is one of the better fortunes I’ve ever received. Be neater if it were true.

You crave your lover when the two of you are apart.

2008-03-20T22:22:00Z

This would have been much better if I’d opened with my girlfriend, not with my co-worker. I couldn’t read it out loud - I had to hand it to her to read, lest I get a case of the giggles.

You will always be surrounded by true friends.

2008-03-13T16:23:00Z

Protecting me from the mob of people with pitchforks, I presume.

A nice cake is waiting for you.

2008-03-06T16:30:01Z

This seems like a fun cookie, until you realize I’m being stalked by a cake. That’s just scary.

Your winsome smile will be your sure protection.

2008-03-03T16:30:00Z

Um, can I have a ball bat instead? I’d feel more secure.

You are never bitter, deceptive, or petty.

2008-02-28T16:31:00Z

Oops, I got someone else’s fortune.

A modest man never talks to himself.

2008-02-21T16:52:00Z

What about singing in the shower? Does he do that?

There will be a happy romance for you shortly.

2008-02-14T16:54:01Z

This one really ticked off my girlfriend.

You will step on the soil of many countries.

2008-02-09T16:55:00Z

When I first read this I thought it said “sleep” instead of “step” and thought - geez, a refugee fortune cookie, that’s depressing. I’d better get started traveling, because my ”Where I’ve been” map is just sad.

Express yourself, do something creative.

2008-02-07T16:55:00Z

Gosh, I’ll get right on that after I finish designing this website.

You will always have good luck in personal affairs.

2008-02-01T16:57:00Z

Oh, silly fortune cookie. You are so wrong.